Smart Patches are available on Amazon!

by Allie Hartsworm

People are now buying Smart Patches on the same website they’re buying electronics and appliances. Smart Patches are being Added to Cart with scented candles and strobe lights. They’re in order confirmation emails alongside trucker hats and water-proof speakers. Are you buying a football jersey? A new HDMI cable? 

You’re going to want to celebrate these purchases, and if you're 21+, you might even decide to celebrate with some “responsible” drinking. So we’ve made it easy. You can now buy Smart Patches on Amazon, the same place you buy, well, pretty much everything else.


Here’s what Amazon reviewers are saying about Smart Patches:


Nikol McKinnis

5.0 out of 5 stars

 Putting in a Re-Order!!!

Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2021

Verified Purchase

These were great!! They actually worked. I used them for a weekend when day drinking plus evening drinks was inevitable. First thing I noticed the next morning was that I didn't have that sticky, dry mouth thing happening. No headache, upset stomach, or dizziness. I was tired, but that was only because we partied until almost 2am. Everyone else that tried them agreed. There was only 6 patches, and our group had 10 ppl in it. The 4 that didn't have a patch were feeling it the next day! Thanks for great, easy and effective product! I'll be buying more for my upcoming Vegas trip!!



5.0 out of 5 stars

 Goodbye Hangovers!

Reviewed in the United States on June 4, 2021

Verified Purchase

It really WORKS! I just spent a week in Vegas and I drank a significant amount of adult beverages. I have a very low tolerance for alcohol. Two-three drinks and I'm usually hungover the next day. Pleased to say that I did not feel hungover at all during my visit. I will definitely be using these each time I plan to do heavy drinking.



5.0 out of 5 stars

 These are amazing!!

Reviewed in the United States on March 10, 2021

Verified Purchase

Simple but very great packaging. These things are easy to use and work wonders! Will definitely be buying more!